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idfk know why i’m posting this but it’s so cute when john takes a second to understand the joke i’m goNNA THROW UP

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The Beatles in Italy, 1965

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More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

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